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the best times on this webbedsite is when we all just say words at each other

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Don't blame the algorithm, blame the people who designed it

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#VerseThursday Allowables, by Nikki Giovanni

I killed a spider
Not a murderous brown recluse
Nor even a black widow
And if the truth were told this
Was only a small
Sort of papery spider
Who should have run
When I picked up the book
But she didnโ€™t
And she scared me
And I smashed her

I donโ€™t think
Iโ€™m allowed

To kill something

Because I am

Frightened

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10% of americans do not wear their seat belt when they drive and those people make up 50% of all car crash related deaths in the entire country.

This is what happens when your country runs on the idea of rugged individualism.

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Italian bands being produced by Swedish and Danish producers will never be American and it's weird people think that.

Iโ€™ve been reading some really bad takes on the American hegemony lately and I gotta say that Americans are the worst about spreading the hegemony they claim to hate.

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#studioghibli #hayaomiyazaki #kikisdeliveryservice

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The day after Eurovision is worse than the day after Christmas. Do I really have to wait another 364 days?

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modern web browsers are kinda like US politics because you have
- the evil one
- the "at least its not the evil one" one

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Anarchist propaganda I made and distributed at school today :D

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~ Fun fact ~

There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!

* Eurovision is for original songs, of course
* Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
* Europroprioception is for gymnastics
* Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
* Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting

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The winner of Eurovision is given the gift of second sight and SEES ALL

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Is it really morning if you havenโ€™t just woken up and spread favourite notifications spam like a bee visiting a meadow filled with flowers?

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